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Review: The Cheesecake Factory (Denver, CO)

cheesecake-factory-logo.jpgI recently went with my girlfriend and a variety of her family members to The Cheesecake Factory on the 16th Street Mall in Denver, CO. It was an interesting experience, not only because I was with a large group whom I don’t usually go to dinner with, but it was also the eve of Christmas Eve, so we were expecting to wait a while for a table. The mall itself wasn’t busy at all, but the restaurant definitely was - it took a while just to edge our way through the crowd of people to get up to the hostess podium. The hostesses gave us an estimated wait time of 60-70 minutes, which seemed just about right for a group of eight. Unfortunately, all of the big groups before us ended up eating for much longer than expected, and our actual wait was 90+ minutes. By the time we were finally seated, each of us knew exactly what we planned to order off of the very expansive menu, because we had such a long time to decide before being seated.

glass-dividers.jpgThe restaurant was very large, moodily lit (making it very hard to take good pictures with a camera phone) and decorated nicely. There was nothing incredibly impressive about the atmosphere, but it was welcoming and roomy (if you ignored the huge crowd in the waiting area). Our table was somewhat secluded by light-up glass dividers, but we were still next to a busy hallway.

None of us had ever eaten at The Cheesecake Factory before, and we really had no idea what kind of food to expect (besides cheesecake) - my guess was that they mostly served Italian food (based on the style of the decorations), but as it turned out, they had a full range of dishes, spanning from pizza and burgers to chinese and pasta. Basically, they had americanized versions of all the most popular and favorite dishes from all genres of food. Because of this fact, it took me utterly too long to finally make a decision on a meal - but I was glad to have the selection.

As we waited for our food, I explained to the group that I planned to write this review, and I asked for everyone’s input. It was observed that the butter served with the appetizer bread was very cold, making it impossible to spread. Crystal’s uncle explained that if he ever ran a restaurant, his butter would be softer and much easier to spread - a good tip for any restaurant that doesn’t want to frustrate it’s diners right off the bat. The appetizer bread was tasty and had a good variety of 3 different breads, but wasn’t anything amazing. Also noticed during the initial survey of the restaurant was the cold temperature in the dining area, I left my jacket on during the entire meal because it was quite chilly.

Our server didn’t do a great job, she forgot minor things including refills on bread, and a few people who asked for water did not get it without asking twice. I got the general impression from her that I often get from servers who are serving a large group - she didn’t seem to pay as much attention to us as she should have, and she didn’t care, because she knew her tip would be automatically added to our bill. This kind of attitude always makes me angry, and I wish restaurants would discontinue the stupid policy of an automatic tip for large parties, just for this reason alone. I expect a certain level of service from a server, and if I don’t get it, they sure as hell should not be getting a decent tip.

pasta.jpgI ended up ordering pasta, because that’s what I expected at the restaurant, and that’s what I was craving at the time. I got the fettucini with chicken and sun-dried tomatoes, in a garlic-parmesan cream sauce. The first thing I usually do with any meal is salt my food, so I was once again frustrated by a minor detail - the salt shakers on the table barely released any salt, and I spent at least a minute dealing with the salt shaker, instead of diving into my food. Once I actually started eating, I enjoyed my pasta. The chicken pieces weren’t the best quality, quite a few of them had gristle and fat that I would have rather avoided, but for the most part it was edible. The sauce was delicious, but could have been more garlicky. The fettucini was cooked perfectly, and added a good color variety to my plate (there were white and green noodles). The sun-dried tomatoes were very flavorful, and juicier than I am used to, but at the same time, they were a bit too chewy - almost giving the texture of raisins to my meal. Overall, it was an average pasta dish.

godiva-chocolate-cheesecake.jpgThe rest of my party enjoyed their meals, the teriyaki chicken (which was tried by nearly everyone) was especially good. Of course, the thing that everyone was really waiting for during the whole meal, was dessert. Eating at The Cheesecake Factory basically ensures the fact that you need to eat cheesecake for desert, and most everyone at the table ordered a slice to try. I opted to share with 2 other people, trying the godiva chocolate and brownie sundae flavors. The godiva chocolate was my favorite, it was an incredibly rich chocolate that tasted wonderful. The brownie sundae had sundae toppings on it, including whipped cream, hot fudge, and nuts. The brownie was baked on the bottom and tasted pretty good, but I would have enjoyed more brownie, and less nuts.

brownie-sundae-cheesecake.jpgOverall, The Cheesecake Factory had good food, especially dessert. It was a bit pricey, but that was expected, and we picked a horrible day to go to dinner, which is probably what accounted for the extremely long wait. We also got mediocre service, and had a lot of small gripes about our experience, but it wasn’t entirely bad by any means.

The Cheesecake Factory (Denver, CO): ★★★☆☆ 3/5

Have you ever eaten at The Cheesecake Factory? What did you think? What’s the longest you’ve ever had to wait for a table at a restaurant?

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Review: Jay’s Bistro (Fort Collins, CO)

jaysbistro.jpgToday I had the pleasure of eating at Jay’s Bistro in downtown Fort Collins. It was an incredibly convenient place to eat lunch, because I happen to work in the offices next door. My boss and I decided to eat there for a lunch meeting - but we also decided that it might as well count as our “holiday party” too (it’s still quite a small company). This was my first dining experience at Jay’s, but I have heard a lot of positive things about them in the past, so I had high expectations. I was surprised by how many people were dining there for lunch, and the crowd made for a good atmosphere - the people gave the restaurant a warm, inviting, and energetic feeling.

We sat in a booth in the back corner of the restaurant, and even though there were plenty of people seated around us, it felt more private than most restaurant booths, and we were able to carry on a conversation without really hearing other people’s conversations. The atmosphere in Jay’s is very stylish, and they went a little overboard with their Christmas decorations (think formally dressed dolls), but it was warm and welcoming.

The staff were all very nice and polite. Our server gave us excellent service, he checked on us regularly to refill drinks and find out if we were doing well.

bread.jpgWe were served freshly baked bread as an appetizer, and it was very soft, fluffy, and enjoyable. Included with the bread was a tray with plain butter, some sort of spicy butter, and what I think was a fruit jam. I tried the spicy butter and it was pretty good, but I didn’t try the jam.

The menu had a great variety of choices, so many good things in fact that I seriously had a hard time deciding between 2 or 3 different dishes, but I finally settled on “The New Yorker” ($9). The New Yorker is a sandwich described on the menu as, “Our popular Seasoned Corned Beef Reuben with Housemade Sauerkraut, Gruyere Cheese on Pumpernickel with Russian Dressing and Fries” (check out the website menu). thenewyorker1.jpgI believe my sandwich had marble rye bread, and not pumpernickel, but it was delicious anyway. The corned beef was seasoned very well, and tasted great. Although I am usually not a fan of sauerkraut (even on ruebens), it was the perfect compliment to this sandwich, and it had a unique taste. The gruyere cheese was very melty and added a lot to the sandwich, as did the russian dressing. Overall, this sandwich was the perfect combo of quality ingredients, and every bite was scrumptious. The fries were a good compliment to the sandwich, they were seasoned well, and didn’t even require salt. I ate everything on my plate, and even though my appetite was satisfied, I was left craving more.

My boss ordered Linguini with Clams, which she described as, “very, very good.” We decided not to get any dessert, as we were both too full to eat any, but I would love to return to Jay’s sometime in the near future to try their famed chocolate raviolis.

thenewyorker2.jpgThis isn’t necessarily a cheap place to eat for lunch, all the entrees ranged from $8 to about $13, but it was definitely worth the experience, especially since the business paid for my meal :) I plan to go back to Jay’s in the coming months to experience their dinner menu as well, and I will give you all an update when I do.

Atmosphere: ★★★★☆ 4/5 (would be a 5, if the creepy christmas dolls weren’t sitting above my table)

Service: ★★★★★ 5/5

Food: ★★★★★ 5/5

Price: ★★★☆☆ 3/5 (slightly pricey for lunch)

Overall Rating: ★★★★☆

Have you ever been to Jay’s? What did you think? Have any restaurant recommendations for me?

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Review: Consuelo’s Mexican Restaurant (Fort Collins, CO)

This afternoon I had the pleasure of once again eating at Consuelo’s Mexican Restaurant here in Fort Collins. Consuelo’s is a well known local restaurant with a successful green chile & Enchilada Sauce side-business, as well as booming “breakfast burrito” sales. I have personally not had their bottled sauces or breakfast burritos, but I have eaten at the restaurant a number of times.

burrito.jpgToday I ordered a “deluxe” beef, bean, and rice burrito - the deluxe choice means that it comes smothered in green chile (mild for me, I’m a wuss), topped with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and guacamole. Unfortunately, I forgot to take a picture of my meal, so instead I have decided to supply you all with a picture I found on Google images that doesn’t really resemble my burrito, but you get the idea :) The burrito was very filling, presented well, and delicious. The green chile in particular was very tasty. Unfortunately, they didn’t put a whole lot of tomatoes on top, and the sour cream wasn’t the highest quality, but overall it was tasty and well assembled.

The atmosphere in Consuelo’s isn’t anything exciting or fancy, and I don’t expect a lot, but I would like to comment that it is unusually dark in this restaurant, making it feel a bit drab and gloomy. They could do with some individual table lights, or a better lighting scheme overall.

The service wasn’t exceptional, but the server did all she needed to do to make sure our meal was good. We weren’t offered dessert.

Food: ★★★★☆ 4/5

Atmosphere: ★★☆☆☆ 2/5

Service: ★★★★☆ 4/5

Overall Rating: ★★★½☆

What’s your favorite Mexican restaurant?

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